#Can.

See, you can return to Arlington, even in the enemy's uniform, to a standing chorus of cheers and chants. The good kind.

And see, the Rangers offense can do that.

And so can Derek Holland.

Hey there, Adrian. Good to see ya again.

(From yesterday morning: "Boston-Texas tilts tend to involve big offense, and while I’m normally a pitching/defense guy, I’m in the mood right now for a 9-3 win, an 11-9 ice cream headache, a five-run eighth that ends up extending a game past nine. That would feel good."

Yep. It does.)

And, yes, as a matter of fact, my socks won't match again today, and if that's a problem for you, I just can't help you there.

Man.

Baseball.