“Hello. Chris Young speaking.”
“CY!! C-Whizzle!! C-Wyohhhhhhhhhh-ming!!!!”
“Uh, sorry? Hey, I’m really busy. Who is this?”
“Yo, Young MC! It’s your compadre, Ruben Amaro J-R!! Been a while, broseph.”
“Hey, Ruben, yeah, uh, cool, I’ve got some teams I’ve gotta go talk t—”
“Duuuuude, heard. The trade deadline is Tuesday!!”
“Yes, Ruben. I’m aware. What do you ne—”