Settled.
39 Texas Rangers playoff games.
20 of which were wins.
4 in the World Series.
2,593 regular season games.
1,301 of which were wins.
2 AL MVP’s.
2 ALCS MVP’s.
Very nearly 1 World Series MVP.
Very nearly.
2 batting champions.
1 Rookie of the Year.
3 GM’s.
6 managers.
2 Managers of the Year (should have been 3).
13 Gold Gloves.
13 Silver Sluggers.
2 Pudge Rodriguez stints, 2 Kenny Rogers stints, 2 Colby Lewis stints, 2 Ruben Sierra stints, 2 Darren Oliver stints.
2 Josh Hamilton trades, 2 Mike Napoli trades, 2 Matt Harrison trades, 2 Jake Thompson trades.
2 Adrian Gonzalez trades.
1 Cliff Lee trade.
Michael Young’s Rangers career.
A second Sandy Alomar and a second Mike Bacsik.
More than 0 Rangers farmhands who learned to walk.
2 Newberg kids born.
3 Esteban’s.
3 Beltre’s.
But, alas, no Esteban Beltre’s.
4 Presidential elections.
And there will be a 5th. At least.
It’s been 5,835 sleeps, and all of the above, since Texas last went to an arbitration hearing with one of its players. On February 19, 2000, the Rangers prevailed over Lee Stevens, as a three-member arbitration panel in Tampa elected to award the 32-year-old first baseman the $3.5 million salary that the club had proposed for the 2000 season. Stevens had submitted a $4.7 million demand.
Early this morning, hours before a panel was set to hear Texas ($4.675 million) and Mitch Moreland ($6 million) make their cases, the two sides settled at $5.7 million, which Moreland will now be paid in 2016, his final season before free agency.
Several weeks after the Rangers defeated Stevens, they traded the 32-year-old to Montreal in a three-team deal that brought first baseman David Segui from Toronto to Texas. Don’t expect history to repeat.
Stevens (coming off a 24-homer, 81-RBI, .282/.344/.485 playoff season at first base and a little DH) and the 30-year-old Moreland (coming off a 23-homer, 85-RBI, .278/.330/.482 playoff season at first base and a little DH) bear some similarity offensively, but Moreland is much more important to this team than Stevens was to the 2000 club, and if Moreland gets moved before the season starts, it’s going to be for an impact starting pitcher or impact corner bat — even though, given how baseball’s economy and its CBA work, this could very well be his final season in Texas.
At least this stint.
Lee, you can go ahead and call Mercury. Your bullet point lives.


