Sunday hops, 5-17-26.
A weekly compendium emptying the bench, with Rangers developments, rumors, and takes — and yes, a little TROT COFFEY.
Things are not good.
For the nearly 30 years I’ve spent at a keyboard doing this thing, I’ve leaned into optimism. Not as a bit, but because I want that — I need that — from the sports and the teams I care about. That’s why. Full stop.
This stretch of nine, with Texas visiting the teams with the three worst records in baseball, has started with a two-game thud.
Looks like I need to bring back a few of the categories I ran for much of last season’s Hops.
Let’s get to it.




