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Bob Dorough's avatar

I was going to have a sandwich but with this run on lunch time feast I’m now completely sated

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Jamey Newberg's avatar

Haha

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Ryan Hansen's avatar

I don't know if I was having a seisure reading this or if you were righting it but the complete randomness even with it being mostly about 2 teams i highly dislike especially if the Dodgers sign Yates and did the Cowboys have a Yates or was it just a yeet year...did bring a smile to my face and I guess that's something both ownership teams have in common is a face of the organization

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James Jackson's avatar

Always appreciate stuff like this to fill in some slow days in the off-season, Jamey.

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Chev Chelios's avatar

No way The Athletic would’ve allowed you to publish this…🤣

Nice work!

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Kerry Young's avatar

Not my favorite, please stick to the Rangers .

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Brad mckeever's avatar

very nice! lots of history there and more exposure of the conman brought a smile to my day

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Ken's avatar

Well, at least it wasn't ALL CAPS.

: )

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Lauri Harris's avatar

Awesome! One of my favorites! The run-on sentence! Love it!

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